I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me!
100 laughs a day is equal to 10 minutes of exercise!
How can it can get any easier than that?
If god had meant for me to be thin, He wouldn’t have invented Chocolate
If weight is a number, then mine is unlisted Value
Celery is for stalkers
Dear Lord, If I can’t be skinny, please let my friends be fat
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Broken cookies…have no calories..!!
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway
Hey, I’m not fat! I’m just a nutritional overachiever.